Monday, April 23, 2007

Family First Website

I found a website called Family First while looking for a joke. Check it out.

(This was the joke I was searching for.)
Remember, old folks are worth a fortune -- silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs. I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life!

P.S.: The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him, "Oh, I do all the time. No matter where I am -- in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement -- I ask myself what am I here after?"

3 comments:

Noor Azman Othman GBE said...

Thanks for the joke Sylvia. I'm still in PutraJaya. Head over to my blog and see some pics I took over there.

Jeni said...

That sounds like me for sure - and I hate it when a thought (a genuine viable thought) pops into my head and back out before I can even have a chance to do anything with it! Disgusting and revolting it is at times when the mental capacity we have seems to break down, right before our eyes too!

Shelby said...

great post - thots pop in and outa my brain constantly.